Chariots of Fire


All of those treadmill runs are really paying off!

Treadmill


You think you’re tired, my arms are KILLING ME!

Arms

Thanks, Jackie for sending this GREAT sign my way.


You can’t quit. You’re not the pope.

Pope


You’re running a marathon! Ha! Ha!

Haha


Anyone over 4 hrs gets furloughed

Furloughed


One thing sequestration didn’t cut…

SequestrationSign


Run like a Kenyan. Drink like an Irishman.

Irishman


Most people don’t DRIVE 26mi on a Sunday

SundayDrive


Who needs nipples?

nipples


…this isn’t the parade?!

Parade


You are tutu fast!!

Tutu


A Penis

So weird, but I am sure it distracted runners for a few minutes.

APenis


Blisters are Braille for “AWESOME”

Braille


If you can dream it, you can do it!

WaltDisney


P-P-Push it real good

PushIt


…you will make it to the finish

StartFinish


You’re the slowest runner so far

I think I need a “not really that motivating” category.

Slowest


…internet race results are FOREVER!

InternetRaceResults


Touch here for power


Relax and Enjoy

RelaxEnjoy


Whine now, wine later

WhineNow


It may be long and hard…

MyWifeCanTakeIt


Nobody looks good in Spandex

spandex


B-E-E-R


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