CAUTION. This vehicle makes frequent stops


My daddy is faster than your daddy!


You are unstoppable


Almost out of beer…


Beer misses you too


Walls have doors…


26.2 is your bitch


You did it!


Vaseline…not just for FUN anymore


You actually paid money to do this?


You can do it


You’re kicking assphalt! Literally


Trust me…


Need more vaseline, eh?


That’s not sweat. It’s your fat cells crying!!!


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