A bunch of serious looking white people are on your tail!

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You run marathons…I watch them on Netflix

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Kama Sutra for Runners

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Hold On Pain Ends

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Free Uber rides up ahead

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Don’t wee in people’s gardens

DontWee(source)


You’re faster than me

YouKickAss(source)


Chuck Norris never ran a marathon

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Stick w/ me. I’m gonna finish in the top 30!! (thousand)

StickWithMe(source)


Hey Random Stranger, I’m proud of you

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Smile if you’re a badass!

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Hurry up! The beer is getting warm

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You can do it! Free high-fives

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Toenails are for sissies

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Kiss Me. I won’t tell your wife.

KissMed(source)


Say Goodbye to Heartbreak

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Wicked Hahd but you got this!

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…10.1 minutes more than usual

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Dear Total Stranger…you’re my hero!!

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The end is near

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Are we there yet?

ThereYet(source)


If you haven’t sh!t your pants yet, you’ve already WON

Winning(source)


Trample the weak, hurdle the dead.

TrampleHurdle(source)


Smile if you want to make out

Makeout(source)


Happy thoughts

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