If I see you collapse, I’ll pause your Garmin

collapse(source)


Move it, Slow Poke

Slow(source)


Faster!

Faster


Touch WHERE? for Power

TouchWhere(source)


How would you rate your pain?

Pain(source)


Marathoning: The triumph of desire over reason!

DesireReason(source)


$3.78 per mile

3.78(source)


You’re not slow, you’re getting your money’s worth!

NotSlow(source)


I will never run another…

OhLook(source)


Conversation Heart Runners

ConversationHearts(source)


Run like…there is a creepy guy behind you.

HotCreepy(source)


Chafing the Dream

Chafing(source)


Keep Calm and Run a Marathon

KeepCalm(source)


Just think about how funny you’re gonna walk tomorrow

FunnyWalk(source)


Only 26.2 miles to go!

Only 26.2(source)


Don’t stop ’til you get enough!

Jackson(source)


You are the wind beneath my wings

Wind(source)


If you’re happy and you know it…

Happy(source)


Free ride with lap dance

FreeRide(source)


Oh, the places you’ll RUN!

Seuss(source)

 

You’re so electric, Ben Franklin would be proud

Electric(source)


Smile if you want to see my penis

smile(source)


We’re Woofin For You

woofin(source)


Do it for the dog

Dog(source)


Could be worse…you could be doing burpees!

Burpies(source)


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