Need more vaseline, eh?


F*@# it, Man. Let’s go bowling!


CAUTION. This vehicle makes frequent stops

My daddy is faster than your daddy!

You are unstoppable

Almost out of beer…

Beer misses you too

Walls have doors…

26.2 is your bitch

You did it!

Vaseline…not just for FUN anymore

You actually paid money to do this?

You can do it

You’re kicking assphalt! Literally

Trust me…

That’s not sweat. It’s your fat cells crying!!!