You should have taken a dump…

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Need more vaseline, eh?

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This race is TOUGH, but you are TOUGHER!

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You know what inspiration looks like?

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You are all beautiful, courageous runners

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Fight On!

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This marathon needs more cowbell

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Bet u wished you taped your nipples

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Your hair looks sexy in this wind

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…you get 2 big snaps in Z formation!

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Twizzlers heal injuries

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Nipple chafing turns me on

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Smile, it’ll hurt less

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Oh, the places you’ll RUN!

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Damn Gurl!

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Your ass looks better than Kim’s

A big thanks to Carolyn for sharing the sign she made for the New York City Marathon!

Kim

 


If you think running is hard, try crawling

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Hey Baby…slow down so I can pick you up!

SlowDown(source)


…rhymes with Will you Carry Me?

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Run, you sexy son of a bitch

Run(source)


As you pass…we’re checking out your ass!!

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YOUGOTTHIS

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Stop here n’ dance!!

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You could’ve chosen chess

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Bathroom Available (Poops Only)

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